Monday, November 30, 2009

Yeah so I dropped the ball on this every day posting thing. Holiday weekend and I may have started the pity party a couple days ahead of schedule. It's a real rager. I'll maybe dig myself out of the pit tomorrow. Until then here's a picture of a dog/caterpillar that I saw once.

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

The second drawing in my series of charming space men:
this week's hallway show is Billy Dee Williams.

Make a Lando, tape it up

world wide what?

Can someone please explain the internet to me? And don't give me any crap. I've read a million pages about it but my brain can't wrap itself around it. It's like trying to imagine eternity or the face of god. Plus way too many, like, vocab words. And acronyms.

Nice diagram, asshole.

I know (ok actually just found this out in the last couple weeks) that information on websites is stored on giant underground computers, and that's what you're paying for when you buy hosting space, you're paying a company to store your website information on a big underground computer. I am barely ok with this concept because I get that I'm loading information somewhere. I don't really understand what the INTERNET part is. Like, how information even goes anywhere. I can understand telephones and televisions kind of. Or not really understand them but I BELIEVE in them. I believe in radio waves. Is it the same?

This is a picture of the internet, according to google images.

Monday, November 23, 2009

Just walk away

Lord Humungus you are my idol. I also need the gazoleen I KNOW HOW U FEEL.

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Friday, November 20, 2009

Here's a drawing of my dog.

She is immortal and probably the highlander.

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

AYYYYYYY. Henry Winkler this week at the hallway show.
Make a Fonzie, tape it up.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

My neighborhood has a lot of trees, which makes it gorgeous in October and a pain in the ass in November. We have a pretty small yard but since it's surrounded by trees it gets seriously buried. This year filled up 56 yard waste bags in the front yard alone. THE WORST! I hate those bags. They are way too tall and way too skinny.

Here's a claw hand I created out of a broom and a rake to get the leaves in after the bag was half full and you couldn't tip it over any more. I don't know how other people do it, but this is basically the least efficient process ever.

Anyway, the trees are finally bare so today was the last day of yard work THANK GOD.

Monday, November 16, 2009

e.g. scooters, vacation, fall

Sunday, November 15, 2009

I am never going to get any dates at this rate.

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Here's another thing I eat a lot of that's terrible for me. Spider dogs and mustard: THE BEST!

Friday, November 13, 2009

Thursday, November 12, 2009


I kind of blew it with the drawing I had planned for today, so in order to keep up appearences here's a picture by a painter/author/illustrator that I really like named Maira Kalman. She makes a lot of paintings with words on them. A picture with a caption is my favorite thing to look at.

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Week two of the Hallway Show rebirth. Check it out!

Make a Gaga, tape it up.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009


Damn it Bill you handsome son of a bitch. Sorry you're a joke now.

Monday, November 9, 2009

Abby LOVES all the squirrels in our yard. Shut up Abby.

Sunday, November 8, 2009

Paper shoes at the DIA.

+gel pens.

Saturday, November 7, 2009

Friday, November 6, 2009


Have you even been like, sitting on the couch watching internet TV or whatever, and suddenly you just feel overwhelmed with sorrow because you cannot even BUHLIEVE how badly you want to be a member of Starfleet having space adventures right now? Because it is NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN. Starfleet is imaginary.

The Gorn: not my problem.

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Being poor for the rest of my life is fine because instant noodles is my 3rd favorite food. Extra glutamates, please!

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

The hallway show returns

The Hallway Show is back! Check it out HERE. Thanks, internet, for making it all possible. This is gonna be great.

Make a Danny, tape it up.

Tuesday, November 3, 2009


October is the fun fall month and now November is here to be cold and full of yard waste.

Here's some sharks I made.