Yeah so I dropped the ball on this every day posting thing. Holiday weekend and I may have started the pity party a couple days ahead of schedule. It's a real rager. I'll maybe dig myself out of the pit tomorrow. Until then here's a picture of a dog/caterpillar that I saw once.

The second drawing in my series of charming space men:
this week's hallway show is Billy Dee Williams.



Make a Lando, tape it up

world wide what?

Can someone please explain the internet to me? And don't give me any crap. I've read a million pages about it but my brain can't wrap itself around it. It's like trying to imagine eternity or the face of god. Plus way too many, like, vocab words. And acronyms.

Nice diagram, asshole.

I know (ok actually just found this out in the last couple weeks) that information on websites is stored on giant underground computers, and that's what you're paying for when you buy hosting space, you're paying a company to store your website information on a big underground computer. I am barely ok with this concept because I get that I'm loading information somewhere. I don't really understand what the INTERNET part is. Like, how information even goes anywhere. I can understand telephones and televisions kind of. Or not really understand them but I BELIEVE in them. I believe in radio waves. Is it the same?

This is a picture of the internet, according to google images.

Just walk away

Lord Humungus you are my idol. I also need the gazoleen I KNOW HOW U FEEL.

good snack

get ready

Here's a drawing of my dog.


She is immortal and probably the highlander.

AYYYYYYY. Henry Winkler this week at the hallway show.
Make a Fonzie, tape it up.

My neighborhood has a lot of trees, which makes it gorgeous in October and a pain in the ass in November. We have a pretty small yard but since it's surrounded by trees it gets seriously buried. This year filled up 56 yard waste bags in the front yard alone. THE WORST! I hate those bags. They are way too tall and way too skinny.

Here's a claw hand I created out of a broom and a rake to get the leaves in after the bag was half full and you couldn't tip it over any more. I don't know how other people do it, but this is basically the least efficient process ever.


Anyway, the trees are finally bare so today was the last day of yard work THANK GOD.

e.g. scooters, vacation, fall

I am never going to get any dates at this rate.

Here's another thing I eat a lot of that's terrible for me. Spider dogs and mustard: THE BEST!

Memories

Inspiration

I kind of blew it with the drawing I had planned for today, so in order to keep up appearences here's a picture by a painter/author/illustrator that I really like named Maira Kalman. She makes a lot of paintings with words on them. A picture with a caption is my favorite thing to look at.

Week two of the Hallway Show rebirth. Check it out!


Make a Gaga, tape it up.

KIRK THIS IS THE ONE WITH THE ALIEN BABY.

Damn it Bill you handsome son of a bitch. Sorry you're a joke now.

Abby LOVES all the squirrels in our yard. Shut up Abby.

Paper shoes at the DIA.




+gel pens.

HEY KIDS

Starfleet.

Have you even been like, sitting on the couch watching internet TV or whatever, and suddenly you just feel overwhelmed with sorrow because you cannot even BUHLIEVE how badly you want to be a member of Starfleet having space adventures right now? Because it is NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN. Starfleet is imaginary.


The Gorn: not my problem.

Being poor for the rest of my life is fine because instant noodles is my 3rd favorite food. Extra glutamates, please!

The hallway show returns

The Hallway Show is back! Check it out HERE. Thanks, internet, for making it all possible. This is gonna be great.

Make a Danny, tape it up.

FALL

October is the fun fall month and now November is here to be cold and full of yard waste.

Here's some sharks I made.