If I knew how to dance I'd get so many more dates.

Someone's Mom at Speakers Corner.

Ghosts with low self-esteem, and a dating advice monster.

Ooooooooohhhh I'm a ghooooostttttt!


Some people are lonely.

I saw this guy in Sainsbury's trying to decide if 47p ketchup is a good idea. 47p ketchup is always a good idea.



The only other thing he bought was a half dozen donuts.

Speakers Corner

"Are you drawing these guys?"
"Yeah."
"You should probably just draw them all with penises for heads."

Here's some sketchbook pages from when I was a vagrant in Europe.